Me: Aww Crap! I forgot to get something for my girl for Valentine’s Day!
Jason Mraz: Dude, you’re an idiot.
Me: There’s no time left and I can’t get her flowers again. She’s probably going to get me something really thoughtful that I don’t even remember talking about eight months ago. I’m screwed.
Mraz: Yeah, you are.
Me: Come on man, you’re a musician. Write her a song so I can pass it off as my own.
Mraz: Umm, I don’t even know you. Why don’t you just send her my e-card? You can write a personal message and girls are into that.
Me: Yeah, right. You’re telling me there is some magical e-card that fixes relationships?
Mraz: Yes. Right here.
* This conversation didn’t actually happen with Jason Mraz, it was all in Pete’s head.
Posted in Uncategorized at February 14th, 2008.