UPDATE: Fresh on the heels of this announcement, the band has issed a statement saying that their drummer Michael Tapper has “relenquished his duties” as the drummer for the band in an effort to persue other things.
WE ARE SCIENTISTS are hitting the road in European this November. Some of the dates by themselves and some as the opening act for Kaiser Chiefs. In addition, they have launched something they are calling a “philanthropic effort” titled the Brain Thrust Mastery. We’re not exactly sure what it is, solo dates? informational seminars? it could be anyone’s guess. They created a website for it and launched an infomercial as well. Only time will tell.
This November and December, our neediest fans in the UK will be invited to reap the rewards of our latest philanthropic effort: BRAIN THRUST MASTERY, a free seminar design to help students take control of their lives, which are, let’s face it, likely crashing and burning as we speak. These limited engagements feature instruction in such proven techniques as “Mind Sound (TM),” “Time Vision Performance (TM),” and “Emotional Intuition Transfer (TM).”
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Dates for the tour and BTM can be seen after the jump. (more…)