Make Protest The Hero Do Your Bidding

What Is They Bidding My Master?
Have you ever found yourself sitting around and ask the question, “Man it shure would be cool if I could make someone do anything I tell them to.” Well look no further because you can now control Rody from PROTEST THE HERO do your bidding.

It’s pretty simple, just go to www.enterthefortress.com where you will be prompted to enter a command. Rody will then do what you ask of him.

Let’s keep a running list of things we can make him do. Once you enter a command that works, leave it in the replys for the others. The band’s new album Fortress is in stores next week. Get some!

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11 Responses to “Make Protest The Hero Do Your Bidding”

  1. graber says:

    he won’t break his glasses or shave his beard… what will he ACTUALLY do??

  2. Matt says:

    You gotta get creative. Try one word verbs.

  3. Bob says:

    kick, punch, and fart all work…not that they’re terribly amusing, but they work.

  4. Graber says:

    pick your nose works… but then he won’t eat them… loser.

  5. will says:

    duel.

  6. Yaga says:

    fart, slay dragon, shotgun beer

  7. “Find Wench” worked. ;-)

  8. ry says:

    slay works as well

  9. ry says:

    wow, “fish” works too lol

  10. dom says:

    kill and mosh work

  11. sara says:

    i found all of these to work:
    “Smoke”
    “Drink”
    “Die”
    “Jump”
    “Laugh”
    “Read”
    “Burn”
    “Play”
    “Scream”
    “Dance”
    “Run”
    “Gag”
    “Punch”
    “Dragon”
    “Kill”
    “Kick”
    “Naked”
    “Fart”
    “Fish”
    “Kiss”
    “Cough”
    “Paint”
    “Sleep”
    “Spit”
    “Clap”
    “Scratch”
    “Makeout”
    “Shotgun”
    “Pick your nose”

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